"When the words just aren't there, and the little muse are off on some drunken binge, all one can do is write in a nasty character to whack the little bastards."
Craig's LIst: Looking for seductive word smythe willing to take care of business on short notice, no questions asked. Vocabulary requirement minimum of fifty words with ability to spell at least half of them correctly. Compensation commensurate with discretion and stealth, and travel ability to Mu for meetup with a few little uncooperative muse. . .